Tanner Mayes

Hump Day

Hey, Tanner. What are you doing getting naked in the kitchen? 'Every Wednesday I do the dishes, and if my parents aren't home I like to do them naked. Just 'cause everything is more fun when you're naked, especially boring chores! If I don't wash the dishes then my parents don't let me go out later on. And Wednesday is hump day, which means that my boyfriend and I reserve every Wednesday for fucking! So I make sure to wash those dishes good!' Tell us more about this hump day, Tanner. 'Well, people call Wednesday hump day because it's the middle of the week. Like, if the week is a hill, by Wednesday you'd...